as a gay teenager, i never felt like i had the proper tools to succeed. that’s why, for this pride month, i’ve partnered with home depot,

— kcl (@kycarrerolopez) May 31, 2022

As a gay man who uses PrEP to prevent HIV infection, I always dread the tests and the vials of blood drawn from me every few months. That’s why this Pride month, I’m partnering with Theranos to —

— Southern Homo (@SouthernHomo) June 2, 2022

as a baby queer figuring it all out, i made doubtful aesthetic choices, struggled with reliability, and even tended towards spontaneous explosion. that’s why, this pride month, i’m partnering with Tesla

— hannah (@hannahlchinn) June 1, 2022

As a bisexual, I’m used to being invisible, ignored or flat out told I don’t exist. So this pride month I’ve decided to team up with Covid-19.

— Travon Free (@Travon) June 6, 2022

As a lesbian, I’m used to strangers assuming that my wife is my sister. Which is why, this pride month I’m so excited to be partnering with 23andMe

— Stevie 🔮 (@stevieboebi) June 5, 2022

As an asexual person, I sometimes feel invisible in the LGBTQ+ community. That’s why this pride month, I’m partnering with Durex: So thin, they’re almost invisible!

— VENUS ENVY (@VenusEnvyDrag) June 2, 2022

As a trans woman of color, dealing with desirability politics makes it so hard to get railed…and that’s why this Pride month I’m partnering with Amtrak,

— Krisha Aghi (@krishuponastar) June 1, 2022

As a lesbian, I’m used to being unable to tell what is and isn’t a date. Consequently, this pride I’m partnering with Microsoft Excel

— DJ Cthulhu 🌻🐙🎧 (@RealDJCthulhu) June 4, 2022

As a lesbian, I love eating out. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with DoorDash…

— kelsey (@drunkhaught) June 2, 2022

As a bisexual man of colour, my big brown package is always ready for overnight service… so that’s why this Pride month—I’m partnering with UPS

— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) June 2, 2022

When I was younger, I was in the closet, hiding the most important parts of myself from the world. That’s why this month I’m partnering with Deutsche Bank.

— Tyler Dinucci!! (@TylerDinucci) June 5, 2022

as a gay man growing up, i struggled with coming out to my family, which is why i’m so excited this pride month to be partnering with the Olive Garden, because when you’re here you’re family.

— Anthony Musa (@anthonydmusa) May 31, 2022

As a bisexual woman married to a man, I feel like I’m constantly assumed to be straight. That’s why this month, I’ll be partnering with every historian ever

— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) June 5, 2022

As a bi man, I grew up believing I could never get to the places I wanted to be. That’s why this pride month, I’ve partnered up with Stagecoach Manchester

— Harry (@harryblackburn0) June 6, 2022

as a queer teenager, i was bullied for dating a girl. they called me a “carpet muncher.” that’s why this pride month i’m partnering with Stanley Steemer the Carpet Cleaner—

— maddy fellows (@mabbylmao) June 1, 2022

Tradition is important, so that’s why this Pride Month I’m sharing the important story of Derrick Barry not knowing about stonewall
(@willam ✂️) pic.twitter.com/7YQN4rRQgd

— Gay Memes ItsLitGayShit (@itslitgayshitt) June 4, 2022

as a bisexual woman in a relationship with a man, I’m despised by the straight and LGBT+ communities alike. That’s why, this Pride, I’m partnering with James Corden

— Rhiannon Shaw (@rhiannoneshaw) June 5, 2022

As a gay bottom, I’m used to guys trying to insert packages into tight holes they won’t fit. That’s why this Pride Month I’m partnering with Hermes

— Gay Memes ItsLitGayShit (@itslitgayshitt) June 5, 2022

As a gay black woman who grew up in a cult, I was afraid to come out of the closet. That’s why this month I’m partnering with IKEA to build my dream closet

— 🦋 (@simply_lay_) June 1, 2022

As a bisexual immigrant woman of color nobody showed me how to navigate the world. That’s why this month I’m partnering with Google Maps-

— Dr. Sanjana Curtis! 🏳️‍🌈 (@sanjanacurtis) June 2, 2022

as a bottom, im out here struggling to find someone—anyone—who can top me the way i want: the perfect fit. that’s why this pride month im partnering with tupperware—

— transgender? i barely know ‘er (@trannydevito_) June 6, 2022

as a bisexual, i’ve always been told i was just greedy. that’s why this pride im partnering with landlords-

— ciara (death ranger era) (@ciarmbarr) June 5, 2022

As a bisexual Latina, I’ve been stereotyped all my life as fierce and spicy. That’s why this pride month, I’m partnering with Tabasco—

— Marilyn La Jeunesse (@mtlajeunesse) June 3, 2022

Being autistic means that I often find socialising to be a draining experience. That’s why this Pride Month I’m partnering with… no one. 🏳️‍🌈

— Callum Stephen (He/Him) (@AutisticCallum_) June 6, 2022

as a non-binary person, I'm often incorrectly put into a male box of gender expectations. that's why this pride month I'm partnering with the US Postal Service –

— Frank Tavares (@frankrtavares) June 3, 2022

As a gay who is flawed, I’m prone to lacking correct judgment in critical situations and repeatedly making the same poor choices while hoping for a different, better outcome. Thats why this Pride month I’m partnering with politicians

— Gay Memes ItsLitGayShit (@itslitgayshitt) June 7, 2022

As a pansexual person I'm used to hearing people say I'm an immoral entity who will fuck everyone.

That's why this pride month I'm partnering with Shell.

— Lee Constable 🔥 (@Constababble) June 3, 2022

As a lesbian, I know how important it is to get scissoring just right. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with Michael’s craft store…

— peachy 🏴‍☠️ RENEWED AS A CREW (@sardonicatt) June 4, 2022

As a gay kid growing up, I was called a fag. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with Marlboro Cigarettes—

— Dan (@dannah__montana) June 2, 2022

I think this is my favorite meme/joke format at the moment. It's so fresh, which is why this pride, I'm partnering with Subway…

— Sam J Cohn, MD (@samjcohn) June 5, 2022