Adele potentially becomes the first person ever to wear a trouser suit to Heaven. She’s constantly making history.
Punters at London queer venue Heaven were treated to a rather special surprise on Thursday, 10 February as global icon Adele made an impromptu appearance in the audience(ish) .Wearing. A. Trouser. Suit.
The superstar recording artist was spotted on the VIP stand having an absolute blast, singing along to hits like ‘It’s Raining Men’ – and to be honest it was nice to see her tackle an up tempo number.
It wasn’t long before she was cheered on to the stage to join Drag Race UK star Cheryl Hole (who must have been shitting herself) to help judge Heaven’s G-A-Y Porn Idol stripping contest.
She even did a little pole dance (thank fuck she wasn’t wearing a skirt then), before asking if she could help adjudicate the contest, with Cheryl saying: “It’s your decision, Adele!” and Adele ultimately opting for a topless woman as her champion.
Now, can you imagine being on stage with your tits out and Adele just casually walks up in front of you? I think my nipples would fall off.
Anyway, upon picking her winner, the singer (who seemed a bit slurry, but honestly you have to be a bit pissed when you go to Heaven) proclaimed: “I’m going to go with my girl! I know I’ve had a lot of s**t the last couple of days.
“You were great but… we love females, f**king females don’t we. Yes I pick her, I can see you’re f**king beautiful, f**king lovely, f**king confident with all these men around.
“We love being f**king females don’t we? F**king love being females.”
Which, come to think of it, makes you wonder if her completely random, phenomenal appearance at a queer venue just days later wasn’t entirely accidental.
Although, come to think of it, she’s rather rich and powerful and probably doesn’t give a fu*k enough to go to all the effort of a PR stunt like that. So maybe not.
After the event, Cheryl Hole shared photos of herself with Adele on social media (I mean, you would wouldn’t you), commenting: “Confirmed: Adele was devastated I was eliminated on Drag Race too. Love you divalina.”
It's Raining Men… Aleluia!— Adele Online (@adeleonlinecom) February 11, 2022
Adele curtindo a noite na boate gay Heaven em Londres.
I'm gay for Adele pic.twitter.com/EuLzhplJHB— alina (@adkinsupremacy) February 11, 2022