Adele makes impromptu appearance at Heaven night club in London and does some pole dancing


Adele potentially becomes the first person ever to wear a trouser suit to Heaven. She’s constantly making history. 


Punters at London queer venue Heaven were treated to a rather special surprise on Thursday, 10 February as global icon Adele made an impromptu appearance in the audience(ish) .Wearing. A. Trouser. Suit. 


The superstar recording artist was spotted on the VIP stand having an absolute blast, singing along to hits like ‘It’s Raining Men’ – and to be honest it was nice to see her tackle an up tempo number.


It wasn’t long before she was cheered on to the stage to join Drag Race UK star Cheryl Hole (who must have been shitting herself) to help judge Heaven’s G-A-Y Porn Idol stripping contest.


She even did a little pole dance (thank fuck she wasn’t wearing a skirt then), before asking if she could help adjudicate the contest, with Cheryl saying: “It’s your decision, Adele!” and Adele ultimately opting for a topless woman as her champion.


Now, can you imagine being on stage with your tits out and Adele just casually walks up in front of you? I think my nipples would fall off. 




Anyway, upon picking her winner, the singer (who seemed a bit slurry, but honestly you have to be a bit pissed when you go to Heaven) proclaimed: “I’m going to go with my girl! I know I’ve had a lot of s**t the last couple of days.

“You were great but… we love females, f**king females don’t we. Yes I pick her, I can see you’re f**king beautiful, f**king lovely, f**king confident with all these men around.

“We love being f**king females don’t we? F**king love being females.”

The “shit” she’s referring to is, of course, the somewhat pointed commentary she made during her acceptance speech at the BRIT Awards days earlier when she became the first ever recipient of the gender-neutral Artist of the Year award, appearing to take issue with the new award category. 
This resulted in many within the community questioning her ally status as it’s the first year the award has combined both male and female categories’ in order to be more inclusive. 

Which, come to think of it, makes you wonder if her completely random, phenomenal appearance at a queer venue just days later wasn’t entirely accidental.

Although, come to think of it, she’s rather rich and powerful and probably doesn’t give a fu*k enough to go to all the effort of a PR stunt like that. So maybe not. 


After the event, Cheryl Hole shared photos of herself with Adele on social media (I mean, you would wouldn’t you), commenting: “Confirmed: Adele was devastated I was eliminated on Drag Race too. Love you divalina.”

Ultimately it seems like Adele enjoyed herself and the crowd were clearly ecstatic to be lucky enough to be present for the impromptu appearance (can you imagine being one of the poor shits stuck in the always-ridiculous queue outside knowing what was happening in the venue??).
So a good night had by all involved, clearly! Vids below: