Social media users drag gross new conservative dating app for “people who see the world our way – the right way”

“We’re sorry that you’ve had to endure years of bad dates and wasted time with people who don’t see the world our way – the right way”

‘View profiles without pronouns‘: Dating app ‘The Right Stuff’ will cater to conservative singles. Oh and it’s getting financial backing from a billionaire who is GAY.

Last week news of a new dating app – designed to connect single conservatives with other homophobes folk who share similar political beliefs – was shared to social media.

The app, called The Right Stuff, drops in September and its creators trailed the release with a video online featuring creator Ryann McEnany, sister of former Trump White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, who notes that the dating platform will be “invite-only, so not just anyone can join”

In a fun (?) twist, the “anti-woke” code for we hate queers app is receiving financial backing from none other than gay conservative billionaire and Paypal co-founder Peter Thiel.

Theil – who himself wouldn’t be able to use the app, on account of being very much into men’s dicks gay – spent $1.5 million on The Right Stuff, which coincidentally would be around one hundred thousand vodka soda’s at his local gay bar.

The countdown begins… @RyannMcEnany pic.twitter.com/75WQ79B8Bc

— The Right Stuff (@daterightstuff) August 10, 2022

“The Right Stuff was created for conservatives to connect in authentic and meaningful ways. Other dating apps have gone woke. We bring people together with shared values and similar passions,” the joinrightstuff.com website claims.

“Quit swiping, scrolling and trolling the wrong people. There are people out there just like you.”

“Connect with people who aren’t offended by everything,” the site advertises. “View profiles without pronouns, your next match is here.”

So if you’re looking for men whose idea of foreplay is punching some drywall, then asking “did you cum babe?” – this could be PERFECT.

Especially since the app promises a “no pronouns” policy, presumably meaning any gender at all is obsolete – no men, no women – a veritable orgy, if you can look past (or over?) the fact they’re all likely to be MAGA supporting extreme nationalists.

Ironically, in a move which didn’t go unnoticed by many Twitter users, McEnany does go on to drop some – you’re not going to believe this – PRONOUNS as part of the app’s official marketing spiel:

“For my ladies, you’ll never have to pay because we all get premium subscriptions for simply inviting a couple friends. Gentlemen, if you want access to premium, that’s on you.”

SO, lying to followers already. That’s not very conservative of th… never mind. 

Obviously it’s not all a laughing matter and this will have some impact on the LGBTQ+ community. For example, Grindr may lose a few of its god-fearing DL users during weekends, should they now be too busy on this new app.

The app includes prompts similar to what you might see on Hinge, allowing users to share their… sorry, HIS or HER … “favourite liberal lie” or name “a random fact I love about America…”

Here is what some users on Twitter had to say about the app:

why did they call it The Right Stuff when OK Stupid was right there the whole time

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) August 11, 2022

I heard the new dating app that’s just for MAGA is called OKStupid. @GOP

— NoelCaslerComedy (@caslernoel) August 11, 2022

The Right Stuff dating app… where you can swipe right for forced pregnancy. pic.twitter.com/wXf0RcPjoc

— angry buni 🤬 (@theangriestbuni) August 11, 2022