1) Name, age and basic stats?
Andy, 46, gay, he/him/his
2) Where do you call home?
Lived in San Francisco for 13 years, 10 years in Chicago before that and I’m moving back there by the end of the year. Grew up in Indiana so I’ll always consider myself a Hoosier at heart.
3) A random fact about me is…
I write very popular guides for the Dore Alley and Folsom street fairs.
4) My ideal first date usually involves…
Sex, dinner, and a Pixar movie… and then hope my husband likes him once he gets home.
5) My favourite quality in a person is definitely…
Kindness. Don’t be mean.
6) My type is…
Tattoos, muscle, dark hair. Beards are nice, but not required. About my height so everything lines up. Standard issue muscle queen. Or a little thicker. Or not.
Good kisser. Bad kissers are ejected from the premises immediately.
Practically, you can tell a lot (if not everything) by how someone treats waiters, cashiers, and other service workers.
Raw, muscle, and bottom are my three favorite words. Sub guys are hot.
7) Four words that put me in the mood for sex…
“Do anything you want.”
8) I knew I wasn’t straight when…
I blame Bowflex infomercials, Calvin Klein Obsession ads, Dungeons & Dragons artwork, and the movie Beastmaster. And listening to too much Sondheim early in my childhood development.
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