1) Name, age and shoe size?

Randy Canche, 40, 12.5


2) Where do you call home?

Houston (I am originally from a small town in South Texas but have lived in Houston for almost 20 years)


3) Who is your favourite celebrity pin-up?

I don’t know if I would call it a pin-up because that just gives me 12-year-old girl fan vibes, but I wouldn’t kick Chris Hemsworth, Henry Cavill, or Chris Evans out of bed. Actually strike the “or” and replace with an “and” in the last sentence.


4) What is your ideal first date?

Honestly, something very romantic but fun. Spend the day together. Lunch, afternoon picnic laying on a blanket in the sun and talking, get dressed up for a nice dinner. Then get wild and dance a little, then get more wild. Get some rest and make him some pancakes in the morning.


5) Boxers, briefs or jock?

Briefs or jock. Depends on the mood, the event, and what he wants me in.


6) Four words that put you in the mood for sex…

“Come get to work.”


7) Top/ Vers/ Bottom or I’d rather not say?



8) I knew I was gay when…

Haha. This is embarrassing. When I saw the movie Teen Witch in the 80’s and became fascinated with Blake Lively’s sister’s (Robyn Lively) love interest Brad. Seriously, google the movie. Legit handsome.

Likewise, Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles.

Ok, that’s enough from y’all. I’m out.


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