Who doesn’t love a good cry, am I right? Whether it’s Valentine’s Day or just a casual Tuesday afternoon, a good self-pity cry can do cathartic wonders for the soul AND for the waistline (I shit you not, science confirmed that crying actually DOES burn calories).
I have, through years of repetitive testing on myself, found that the wallowing process can be wonderfully accelerated using a red wine of your choice and beautifully complimented with a few angsty texts to a particularly regrettable ex. Don’t hold yourself back when it comes to mixing up those swear words either – try calling them a “bag of c*nts” or a “rotting tw*t-hole” – keep the magic alive.
So kick-back, pour yourself a large one, and enjoy the GLUE Mixtape: Songs to Cry and Feel Sad To!
Drop us a note in the comments if there’s anything you’d like to add to the Mixtape!
Miley Cyrus Vs Sinead O’Connor – Nothing Compares To You
Alessia Cara – Out Of Love
Robyn – Dancing On My Own
Alanis Morrisette – You Oughta Know
Céline Dion – All By Myself (Live in Boston, 2008)
Rihanna – Take A Bow
Solange – Losing You
Otis Redding – I’ve Been Loving You Too Long
Michelle Branch – Goodbye To You
Taylor Swift – We Are Never Getting Back Together
Etta James – I’d Rather Go Blind
Jeff Buckley – Lover, You Should’ve Come Over
Toni Braxton – Unbreak My Heart
Jorja Smith – Goodbyes
James Bay – Scars
Sinéad O’Connor – Nothing Compares 2U
Billie Eilish – When The Party’s Over
Lewis Capaldi – Bruises
Labrinth – Jealous
Lady Gaga – Million Reasons
Amy Winehouse – Love Is A Losing Game
Tom Odell – Another Love
Christina Perri – Jar of Hearts
Timbaland – Apologize ft. Onerepublic
Christina Aguilera – You Lost Me
Britney Spears – Everytime
P!nk – Sober
Madonna – Take A Bow
Fiona Apple – Criminal
Anastacia – Left Outside Alone
Mariah Carey – We Belong Together
Antony & The Johnsons – Hope There’s Someone
Adele – Make You Feel My Love
Dorothy – Gun In My Hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SGVRcJARxQ
Lucie Silvas – What You’re Made Of
Lana Del Ray – Let Me Love You Like A Woman
Shakespears Sister – Stay
Eminem and Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie