When Gays Delete Their HookUp Apps

Authors: The Homo Sapien Experience


Listen, we’ve all done it. 


We’ve gotten way too drunk, cursed the sky with your friends and finally sworn off men. Some of us (me, I mean me) have even cried in the club bathroom.

Then what comes next is a right of religious passage every Queer must face in their life.  They delete their hook up apps.  

Poof.  Just like that, you and your phone are free from the chains of lust and dick-traction.  You look up to the sky more, maybe you pick up a book, start a meditation you’ve always wanted to try.  BUT, it only takes a moment for you to get SNAPPED right back into the yumminess of flirting and floating torsos.  

A timeless vicious cycle of love and war that will plague gays until the end of times.



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Behind the Scenes Moment with Brandon

This one really just hit WAY too close to home. HA! I can’t even count the number of times Matt and I have had the same conversation over and over again, deleting our apps and then downloading them again.  

Fun fact: lighting that fire in the pot was one of the most stressful things to do because we had to let it get big enough to be visible but also not get out of control to burn me or set off the fire alarm! We had to open the windows when we blew it out!

We were also SO excited to finally collaborate with our cutie bb David Arrieta from @TheShadyGayRoom.  He’s the sweetest and funniest human, definitely check out his funny memes and hot content on his page!


When Gays Delete Their HookUp Apps

Written by: Brandon Contreras (@Ohhey_Brandon) & Matt Curiano (@Mattycake89)

Starring: Brandon Contreras, Matt Curiano & David Arrieta (@TheShadyGayRoom)

Edited by: Matt Curiano


Matt Curiano and Brandon Contreras are the creators of The Homo Sapien Experiencea Queer sketch comedy platform that shares stories of the human experience, emphasis on the “Homo”.  Along with their fellow friends, artists and community, they continue to create content that uplifts and celebrates the LGBTQIA+ experience, encouraging its authentic visibility around the world.
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