For over a millenia now, gays have gathered at the watering hole (aka: brunch) and swapped stories from the Great Unkown of the bedroom. And it is this juicy question that provides us with a myriad of delicious and exciting responses.
Some of us are ball-to-the-walls vocalists, with a three octave range and moans and groans that rival a sixty piece orchestra. Others of us are soft and sensual, oooing and ahhhing in a glorious pianissimo that tantalizes and teases the earbuds.
Some of us are even silent, serving mime-like realness as we navigate our hushed moments of intimacy.
All is to say, when it comes to vocals in the bedroom, we all have our own methods to get us to that metaphoric “hight note.”
It is with this topic in mind that our story begins. We join in with Jax, Elijah, Brandon and Matt on a classic Sunday Brunch, drinking mimosas and spilling T.
Soon enough the big Q gets dropped: “Are you Vocal in the Bedroom?” and we find our besties off and running! It starts with the trading of some small tips and tricks on bedroom vocality, but soon enough these besties are showing off their most impressive vocal techniques!
All of this builds and builds into one glorious climax. From soft to loud, high to low, in the end it doesn’t matter what kind of sounds you make in the bedroom, as long as they make you feel gooooooooood.