Author: Mark Bittlestone
So motherf*ckers, this is a gay blog, written by me, Mark, a gay man. This week I’m gonna walk you through 5 really GAY ways to become TikTok famous. Got it? Good. Here are my top 5 tips…
1) Do what I do 🤪.
Jokes jokes jokes I only have 80k followers… which I’m aware sounds like a humblebrag but that is a drop in the ocean compared to the Big Boys out there. I don’t have the answer, however, I do post every day and 99% of the stuff I post is about being gay. I find it easy(ish) to write gay content and also it seems to be better to have a narrow niche (my name for my arsehole before I became a power bottom) and a devoted fanbase than being broad but bland (my name for my first boyfriend).
Comment ones I’ve forgotten #penis ##comedy ##comedyvid ##comedyvids ##comedyvideos ##funnyvid ##funny #dick #cock ##willy ##fyp ##funnyvid♬ original sound – Mark Bittlestone
2) Dance, bitch.
This is gay and successful. Seriously though, if you have any type of dancing talent or even the ability to learn a dance and execute it then get on TikTok and hop on the latest trends. Here’s a vid/trend I’m obsessed w recently. I follow mainly gay comedy accounts and dance accounts cos they’re just so aesthetically pleasing when done well. Imo the best ones are the people you wouldn’t expect. So if you have a grandad then get him to twerk or whatever. But if he dies of a heart attack I have zero liability.
Thank you so much for 700K followers 😩🤯❤️ Tiktok is the best thing! Dancing with @warrenrussell #foryou♬ BEE GEES VS 50 cent – Eric
Mark Bittlestone is a stand-up comedian. He is also very gay man.
Just a very gay man, doing a lot of straight-up gay stuff.
For more from Mark, he’s on Tiktok (obviously) and you can also get him on Instagram