Not half as much as your fans are, honey.

Harry Styles’ global queer fanbase are on the edge (NO PUN) waiting to see him hook-up with a guy portray a policeman in the 50’s caught in a then-illegal gay entanglement with a schoolteacher. 

Filming for new movie My Policeman is currently underway in Brighton  and – all puns aside – we’re genuinely giddy to see the queer ally and icon take on the role, in what promises to be a pretty important treatment. 

It’s a stellar acting line-up too, with Styles’ lover being played by David Dawson in the romantic drama. The Last Kingdom star, 38, will take on the role of Patrick Hazelwood, whilst Rupert Everett will appear as his older-self and future Harry will be played by Linus Roache. The Crown star Emma Corrin confirmed to be starring opposite her pal Harry Styles in the flick. 

In short, there is very little chance of this movie being shit… and since it’s a piece of queer cinema with such a great line-up we are DELIGHTED.

Okay so let’s get to the sex stuff.

According to reports in The Sun, Harry will shoot two sex scenes with Dawson and one nudey one by himself. An insider apparently said: “Harry is throwing himself into this new role and is really excited about the challenge, even though it’s a daunting task.” 

“Not much is going to be left to the imagination,” the insider also teased. 

We’re pretty bloody excited about the whole thing to be honest. It’s still filming so there’s no trailer or pics yet, but instead here’s a completely gratuitous clip of Harry just being cute AF. Enjoy!