Ah, Twitter. Not only are you great for so so so much free gay porn breaking news and current affairs, you’re also home to a lot of very funny people. Specifically, funny gay people.
Twitter is a funny beast – you either love it or hate it. Sometimes both. It’s got a lot of downsides for sure, but what you’ll also find on the platform is some brilliant, funny, and wonderfully queer content. You’ve just got to know where to look. That’s where we come in.
Here are some of our favourite funny accounts to follow, so that you too can laugh along with us on the daily.
**Small but important disclaimer** OVBIOUSLY we’ve started with our own. Duh.
Tap the Tweets to follow, here goes (in no particular order)…
Me typing “hey bro” to guys on Grindr despite having never used those words before irl pic.twitter.com/Dm9W8RaOUc
— itslitgayshit (@itslitgayshit) May 21, 2021
“no taps” ok so what are you gonna do if i tap you? be mad at me?
— Grindr (@Grindr) April 26, 2021
The vaccine when it entered Britney Spears arm pic.twitter.com/Z9EBiDg9C1
— ✨ (@heyjaeee) April 9, 2021
I met a gay guy with two moms and I was like holy shit you found the secret to not having daddy issues
— Justin Randall (@imjustinrandall) May 21, 2021
Just wanna snap her shut rn pic.twitter.com/9OIt9Qw98O
— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) May 12, 2021
Sentimentally watching the same porn video from middle school pic.twitter.com/fs0xsgBnI2
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) June 11, 2021
My friend met his husband at a sex party whilst sucking the same dick……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Your move, hallmark movie channel
— ZNT (@ZachNoeTowers) February 6, 2020
before and after listening to sour by olivia rodrigo pic.twitter.com/3CNDJxvMZj
— Most (@Most) May 21, 2021
Storefronts: “masks optional for fully vaccinated people ONLY”
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) June 17, 2021
Unvaccinated people: pic.twitter.com/knBtC425Dy
If he’s wearing american flag Chubbies this summer RUN GIRL HE DOESNT WIPE
— Rob Anderson (@smartthrob) June 9, 2021
Being gay is about tearing down other gay people on twitter and uplifting 40+ actresses on HBO Max
— not nico (@notn1co) June 15, 2021
Chipotle making sure no top goes hungry this June pic.twitter.com/jl0Le1Sz2L
— Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi) June 2, 2021
I would dress so much nicer at the airport if I didn’t have to go through security, but I’m not about to be the one holding up the line bc I need to remove all of my pocket watches and brooches
— Vinny Thomas ¡ (@vinn_ayy) May 30, 2021
Straight guy talking to his gay roommate about Pride pic.twitter.com/kH1qayTC5N
— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) June 1, 2021