Life is sometimes stranger than fiction and no more so than this week, with a German ex-gay porn star running for a notoriously far right party in the Scottish elections in May. 

German? Ex-gay? Scottish elections?? Yes you read all that correctly. Philip Tanzer, 43, is an ex porn star who now lives in the Scotland Highlands and is in a relationship with a woman, with marriage potentially on the cards.

Tanzer now claims he pushed himself to date women because he felt something was “missing” in his life. Oh to be that lucky lady he forced himself to go out with. 

The Scottish Family Party is an anti-feminist, anti-choice and anti-LGBT+ political party that is FOR a gender pay gap (men take fewer pay gaps), conversion therapy (LGBT+ people should be able to have the choice) and Tanzer is ALL in. 

He now fully supports the party’s policies of ‘removing gay and trans-affirming indoctrination from school’ and said that the UK’s education system is ‘forcing LGBT+ lifestyles and pornography on children’.

If you’d also like to see Mr Tanzer take a dick, then do pop over to your favourite gay porn site and search for ‘Logan McCree’, you can definitely claim you’re doing political research.