Dear Zad: Unsolicited Advice for Queers

Dear Zad is a comedy write-in column where readers can seek advice from their trusted Zad on all their gay dilemmas.

Please note that Zad is not a licensed or qualified counsellor, but is qualified in not sugar-coating your petty dramas when you are having a full meltdown. You can find him shit-posting on Insta at @joshmayhewnyc.